HELLO E EVERYONE!!!!
YES IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE LATEST INSTALMENT
I receive quite a few dick pics. Some are great/hot, some are just ok - but some are just plain bad. Now I'm not saying those men have ugly penises. They just don’t know how to take a dick pic in a manner that flatters what should be to us our most exciting organ. I don't think there is a skill to achieving a flattering pic, but there are definitely a few things to consider that will definitely get the other person a little more excited on the other end.
Don't show me a zoomed in picture of your penis as it gives no sense of its actual size. Your penis needs to be put into perspective. You can do this by showing off some other parts of your body.
eg your dick and your chest.
Dick and your legs.
Even your dick with your hand nicely wrapped
around the base.
GET FULLY ERECT
Unless you plan on having sex with someone without being fully erect, They have no reason to see your penis at half-mast. (And it’s not doing you any favours.) If you’re doing a whole body shot (like the 2nd picture from the top), your face doesn't have to be included, then this is acceptable. That’s a full nude, as opposed to a dick pic. But if it’s specifically a dick pic, then no. Stop.
YOU NEED GOOD LIGHTING.
It doesn’t matter whether you’re taking a dick pic, a wedding photo or a portrait of your grandmother — every picture needs good lighting. We want to be able to see your junk clearly, so please don’t send a pic that requires I put on night-vision goggles.
THINK OF THE SURROUNDINGS.
Be at one with your surroundings. I couldn’t tell you the number of dick pics I receive with a penis hovering above an open toilet. I now know you just peed and thought to yourself, “Wow, my dick is looking kinda nice right now. Let me take a pic.” And since I’m not a man into watersports, this isn’t really a turn on for me. Taking a dick pic on your bed is both sexy and classic. It sets the mood too, because most likely you'll be banging in a bed.
IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME - BE A BIT CREATIVE AND GO THE EXTRA MILE.
And what I mean by this is be that little bit different that sets you apart from the multitude of dick pics the guy you are sending to has in his collection, if you want to stand out, so to speak try either a short 5 second video (edit if you have to). You can also easily create gifs now thanks to applications that you can easily get from either Apple or Android and there are plenty of free choices. Check out the examples below. Isn't this just that little bit more exciting 😛 ????
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!!
Please don't send a pic before they ask - you can get into quite a bit of trouble especially with the law. Also the receiver may not be in the appropriate place to get sent this type of material or someone else may even have their phone at the time......I think you get the point.
Good luck with putting these ideas in the mix.