I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year - I certainly did.
I also took a short break last week and went to a fantastic little Gay Resort down Noosa Heads way. I'll be reviewing that for you all next week, but lets get down to business and shed a bit of light on one of my favourite topics........CUM.
When you think about it, sponge is miraculous. It's also mysterious to some, and there are so many questions worth investigating whether fact, fun or fiction.
What's in a load? Is it good for you? How big is an average blast? Can you cook with it?
Well, here are nine questions about guy goo and the answers I've found.
WHAT'S IN IT?
Well I did an earlier blog covering most of the ingredients, but the short answer is: a lot of things. In a nutshell, ( pardon the pun ) it's not just swimmers. Actually less than 10% of your load can swim and the rest is comprised of nutrients ( i.e. protein ) and bodily fluids.
IS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
Again I did go into the benefits of ingesting you or someone else's jizz, so I can say safely that it's not bad for you. That doesn't mean that I'm advocating an all spunk diet, but your spooge contains approximately 20 calories, as much protein as the white part of an egg, as well as vitamin C, magnesium, potassium, vitamin B12, zinc and calcium.
HOW BIG IS THE AVERAGE LOAD?
Believe it or not but the average volume in a load is 3/4 of a teaspoon. That amount sounds pretty easy to swallow or spit. I have to say that I see a lot of loads and they are definitely more than the average mentioned above!!! How do you measure up??
DO WE EVER STOP MAKING BABY BATTER?
Nope! Never ever. Although women obviously stop making eggs during and after menopause, men never stop churning out baby batter.
CAN YOU COOK WITH IT?
Oh yes indeed. There's even a cook book and a cocktail (no pun intended) recipe book available, Both book titles are pictured to the right.
I personally can't vouch for how any of the recipes taste, but who knows. Maybe they are delicious.
I've added two of the drink recipes below that you might want to try.
DOES YOUR DIET AFFECT ITS QUALITY?
Yes. A balanced diet will help your body produce that quality load.
Most sites suggest eating foods like oysters, bananas, walnuts, asparagus and garlic.
They also say that eating pineapple can give your cream an even sweeter flavour.
CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO BABY GRAVY?
Truthfully you can be allergic to pretty much anything. But, yes. Some people (usually women are allergic to man yoghurt.
CAN YOU RUB TOO MANY OUT?
You can never rub enough. Kidding. Obviously if you jerk it too many times you can irritate your best friend, but frequent jerking improves the quality of your swimmers, so have a ball and go to town.
CAN YOU USE IT AS A SKIN CREAM?
Yes. There's a chemical in your load called "spermine" and some high-end spas include the ingredient in wrinkle creams. It will also dry out and reduce the appearance of acne.
I hope you all got something out of this blog, and in the coming weeks I'll be reviewing the gay resort I stayed at.
Also by popular demand I will be doing a PART 2 of CUM TO THE MOVIES, as I have been flooded with requests and rest assured, there are many more movies out there for me to help you discover.
See you soon Gents.