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SPERMING ON UP IN THE MENS ROOM


Welcome to the Mens Room again and a huge welcome to first timers!

Researching this week I was surprised to learn about the amazing benefits of drinking sperm.

Whether you like or dislike the taste of it, semen happens to be one of nature's best kept beauty secret......and is also a SUPERFOOD.

There are quite a few different cultures that believe semen has unique properties of masculinity, even Aristotle was a huge fan of his own jizz believing that it provided him nourishment. It seems he was actually right.

Studies are now showing that semen has healing, even anti-acing properties. Now is a good time to consider adding a few ounces of man juice in your morning smoothie.

IT SUPPORTS MUSCLE GROWTH

Most gym goers know it is all about protein and how it promotes muscle synthesis and recovery. Move over Whey and Soy as semen is the winner.

Just one teaspoon of cum contains over 200 proteins and several vitamins and minerals, such as vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, B12, and zinc. The combinations of these nutrients are perfect for building and maintaining muscle growth. Of course the amounts of each vary with age, but semen is also an antioxidant, which helps to slow the ageing process.

IT IS A NATURAL DEPRESSANT

A study administered at the State University of New York tested the exposure to semen on up to 300 people. Results showed that exposure to semen can lower symptoms of depression

The study's author wrote, "These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonise depressive symptoms." Either anally or orally, semen is absorbed rather quickly in the body, so its benefits are instantly detected in the bloodstream. Apart from the nutrients mentioned above, semen also has compounds of cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, prolactin, and serotonin. It's basically Happy Juice!

YOU WILL SLEEP BETTER

Melatonin is a natural chemical that promotes sleep and semen happens to be full of it. Because its nutrients enter the bloodstream quickly, it will actually help you doze off better than most natural remedies.

IT DECREASES BLOOD PRESSURE

Studies have shown that swallowing man juice occasionally can lower your blood pressure, the long term effects of doing this relate to your heart health and cholesterol, We all know that heart health is a leading killer, and blood pressure helps to speed along that process, so why not dim it down a bit by tasting your jizz or someone else's now and then.

EJACULATING DECREASES THE RISK OF PROSTATE CANCER

Many studies have proved that frequent masturbation can help lower the risk of prostate cancer. It cleans the pipes out while forcing our bodies to rejuvenate itself each time.

So fellas ......Jerk off, drink up and it seems your life will be better off.

Cheers and see you next week.

KAL

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